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Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Tuesday, 3 February 2015
Thursday, 22 January 2015
LOL! She at it again! Some of the things Mama Peace allegedly said at PDP rally in Rivers today
Here are some things First Lady Patience Jonathan (allegedly) said at
the PDP campaign rally for Nyesom Wike in Okrika, Rivers state today, by
someone who watched it. More tweets below.......
Tuesday, 20 January 2015
Did Mama Peace really say our God on earth is PDP? Hehe
I know First Lady Patience Jonathan was in Anambra state for a campaign
rally on January 17th, what I don't know is exactly what she said there
but writer @Stanleyazuakola claims she said this during her speech at
the rally! Lo...
Monday, 19 January 2015
Justin Bieber, his eggplant and Kendall Jenner spotted at his back garden
Pop star Justin Bieber and model Kendall Jenner were spotted yesterday
Sunday January 18th taking a stroll at his back garden, after spending
some alone time in his home. They claim they are just friends but they
are both currently single, young and hot...so just friends? Plus she
reportedly spent the night there after a night of partying with Justin
and was spotted wearing same outfit from the day before. But to more
important lookery...this...
busted! Meet the man who's dating Michelle Obama, Beyonce and Kim K...
You can kiss, hug and cuddle the most beautiful and powerful women in
the world - all you need to know is how to use Photoshop...lo...
Sunday, 18 January 2015
Saturday, 17 January 2015
Tuesday, 30 December 2014
Monday, 8 December 2014
Thursday, 6 November 2014
LOL JOKES TIME (THE NMODEL)
There was model who was always sleeping around. she slept with all men. so one time she got pregnant. After she gave birth, the nurse brought her baby to her and this was their conversation.Nurse: miss, you have given birth to a bouncing baby boy. Congratulations! but i'm afraid there is a problem.Model: thank you. what is it?nurse; youR baby is blackmodel: that must have happened when i slept with the black mannurse: he has Chinese eyesmodel: that was when i slept with the Chinese guynurse: he also has curly hairModel: ok that was the Spanish...
Saturday, 13 September 2014
Akpors the bad Samaritan
Akpors was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.AKPORS: Why are you eating grass?POOR MAN: I don’t have any money for food.AKPORS: Oh, please come to my house!POOR MAN: But sir, I have a wife and four children…AKPORS: Bring them along! They all climbed into the limousine. They begin to leavePOOR MAN: Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.AKPORS: No, problem. I like feeding the hungry. The grass at my house is over five feet tall, it will be...
Akpors the fake Americana
After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with a fake American accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by men of the Nigeria Police Force.”Hey, where u dey go? one of the officers asked Akpors. Stupid Akpors instead of replying decided to try out his new fake way of talking replied: “Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?” This got the officers angry and they dragged Akpors to the station and threw him in a cell.There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting, “Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to...
Akpors the gold digger
Akpors was having a serious quarrel with his girlfriend one day, angrily he ordered “go pack all your clothes and…” he got interrupted by her ringing phone. She picked and put it on loud speaker because she was furious and pacing up and down; it was her elder brother in the UK saying he has paid £300,000 to her account and instructed her to withdraw £100,000 for her boyfriend. She thanked her brother and hung up, then she turned to her boyfriend Akpors and said ‘go ahead, you were saying I should pack my things?’Akpors: Hehehe, my love, I was saying...
Akpors and the policeman
A policeman finds little Akpors wandering the streets lost one day and tries to help him trace his home.POLICE: Little boy, where do you live?AKPORS: With my parents.POLICE: Where do your parents live?AKPORS: With me.POLICE: (getting irritated) Where do you all live?AKPORS: Together.POLICE: Oh my goodness, so where is your house?AKPORS: Next to my neighbour’s house.POLICE: (angrily) Where is your neighbour’s house?AKPORS: hehehehe…if I tell you, you won’t believe me.POLICE: (feeling a bit relieved) I will, go ahead, tell me.AKPORS: Next to my house!!!Policeman...
Akpors checks his result
Akpors no go kill person oh. He sent his JAMB registration number to his friend, Ochuke, to help him check his result at a cybercafe.After some minutes Ochuke sent him the breakdown of his result in a text message as follows:English – 12Commerce – 39Government – 41Economics – 29Aggregate – 121Immediately he sent it Akpors called him back in a harsh tone;Akpors: Ochuke! which kain nonsense JAMB dey do self? Dis no b my result nah. Why dem com put Aggregate for me give me 121 on top wetin I no write, see my English wey I suffer write na only 12 dem...
Akpors and the teacher’s
Atheist Teacher: Do you believe in God?Akpors: Of course sir.Atheist Teacher: Well have you ever seen God?Akpors: NoAtheist Teacher: Then there is no God.Akpors: Hmnn, excuse me sir, but have you ever seen your brain?Atheist Teacher: What?? Of course not.Akpors: Then you have no Brain.One word for Akpors this time arou...
Akpors’ logic
After writing the most awful exam in his life, Akpors offered his Professor a deal to save his grades:“If you can answer just one question, I will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me an ‘A’.”The Professor agreed.Akpors asked: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical?”The Professor thought about it for hours and pondered but found no answer. He finally had to give up as he really did not know and he gave Akpors an “A”.The following day, professor asked same question to his students.He...
Unfortunate Akpors
Akpors wanted to be rich and decided to seek help from a native doctor.The native doctor told him that he will be the richest man on earth on the condition that he will be mad for one full year; a very difficult condition but the results will be amazing he explained. Akpors thought about it for a while and then agreed.Akpors became mad and was roaming the street for eleven months and thirty days remaining just one day for his plight to be over, but unfortunately for him, a pastor from no where came and cast the spirit of madness out of him!If you...
Akpors the horrible houseboy
A lady was in need of a house boy, Papa Akpors had gotten fed up of Akpors’ wahala that he decided to offer up his son. The lady said to Papa Akpors: I need someone who will be obedient and not pry into my business or talk about whatever I do in my house, I also need him to be smart, does your son have these qualities? Papa Akpors: Oh yea, Akpors is a sharp boy, just test him.Then the lady said to Akpors, “young man, how do i look?” Akpors looked at her well and replied: “you look like a prostitute”. The lady turned to his father and said “I can’t...
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