Akpors lost his cheque booklet and went to the bank two days after to report it:Mr Akpors (angrily): Shit!!! I lost my cheque bookBank manager: Calm down Mr Akpors, We don’t allow such vulgar words in the bank premises and I warned you to be careful with your cheque book Mr Akpors, because anyone can forge your signature.Mr Akpos: I am not a fool,I have already signed all the cheques,so they won’t have space to forge my signature!Bank Manager: SHITTTTT!!!...