Akpors and the policeman

A policeman finds little Akpors wandering the streets lost one day and tries to help him trace his home.

POLICE: Little boy, where do you live?

AKPORS: With my parents.

POLICE: Where do your parents live?

AKPORS: With me.

POLICE: (getting irritated) Where do you all live?

AKPORS: Together.

POLICE: Oh my goodness, so where is your house?

AKPORS: Next to my neighbour’s house.

POLICE: (angrily) Where is your neighbour’s house?

AKPORS: hehehehe…if I tell you, you won’t believe me.

POLICE: (feeling a bit relieved) I will, go ahead, tell me.

AKPORS: Next to my house!!!

Policeman gives up!