Akpors the bad Samaritan

Akpors was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
AKPORS: Why are you eating grass?
POOR MAN: I don’t have any money for food.
AKPORS: Oh, please come to my house!
POOR MAN: But sir, I have a wife and four children…
AKPORS: Bring them along! They all climbed into the limousine. They begin to leave
POOR MAN: Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.
AKPORS: No, problem. I like feeding the hungry. The grass at my house is over five feet tall, it will be enough for you and all of your family members!.”